~nods~ You will be glad to hear I took the liberty of opening a tab in your name then. Thank you so much for providing drinks. ~grabs a peanut~ What exactly is on that list of things that you need me to do to you? I mean, with you. Or was it for you? I am sure that your satisfaction is the end result. ~smirks~ Curious what other skills that smooth tongue of yours has besides wit. ~waves for another drink~
Wit is the least of my clever mouth’s abilities - or so I’m told. As for that list, are we still talking business or…?
Pointing and shooting? Not hard at all. Other things though, those might become so. I'm pleased to see that the thought of my hands-on approach stuck with you. ~reaches out and takes tie tip in hand~ Especially since you have such a fine eye for quality. Why, this looks like a very sturdy tie. ~raises eyebrow suggestively~
-looks down at tie, then leans closer to Seb- It does, doesn’t it? I haven’t had the chance to really test out its durability.
-steals Seb’s drink and leans out, tie slipping out of Seb’s grasp- Would that go on the list of things I need you to do for me, or the list of perks you get for doing me?
-sips drink and smirks- Whoops, naughty me. I meant ‘doing things for me’, of course.
Jim, I'm going to suspect that you're interested in something else than just hiring me. I must confess, I find the thought of being in a position under you quite intriguing. ~takes a sip from drink~ Care to shed some light on what you have in mind for me?
-gives Seb a lingering once-over-
Mr Handsy himself, beginning to think I’ve also got ulterior motives? Took you long enough.
-idly fixes tie- I’ve got a lot of things in mind for you but assuming we’re talking work now, it’s mostly just pointing guns where I tell you to and firing. Doesn’t sound too hard, does it?
~smug smile~ Why don't you join me and then we can call it an early night together. But I believe you called me here to talk business? ~casually calls barman over~
Right, right, business first, pleasure…later, I hope!
I seem to recall something about ‘fees’ that had to be discussed? What’s your price and how do you want it paid?
Dear Jim, That's good. Bring the tie, it will prove useful. Warmly, Seb ~sits down at bar and orders a drink~
-nonchalantly takes a seat at the bar too-
I hope you’re not having something very strong over there. It’d be a shame if you had to call it an early night.
Dear Jim, Are you going to make me have to come after you? I might not be that gentle then. Anxiously, Seb
Dear Seb!
I was just fixing my tie. Have a little patience— or not, if you don’t want to.
And ‘gentle’ is not in the job description until I say it is.
Smugly,
Jim
They sure sound like it. You go meet up with him and I'll man the fort, file papers, whatever you need me to do.
-amused- Yes, sir! -mock salutes-
Have I got a curfew too?
That Seb seems a little fiesty, that's kind of awesome I love it.
He does, doesn’t he? I get the feeling my boring days are over now.
Dear Jim, You want me? You come and get me. Not yours yet, Seb
Oh Seb,
You’re lucky I like you.
Jim
Dear Jim, I am understand that I am to be a fine body guard. It's good to see that your body has such fine reviews. I appreciate your fine taste too, the Circus will do just fine. See you there, Seb PS: Will you find me or shall I find you?
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For a little game, you do the finding. Let’s say it’s part of your… employment test?
Dear Jim, I never thought of attempting to seduce you. To attempt would be to imagine the possibility of failure and that just would not do. I always aim for perfection. I trust you will pick a place? Cordially, Seb
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Seb,
Tonight, Circus?
And by all means, try not to fail. I hear the taste of disappointment is nasty, especially when combined with cyanide.
Love,
Jim
Looks like you got Seb, congrats he'll make a fine body guard!
Well I certainly hope so! Thank you for your great help in this.
